chalk buddy

A person to whom you not only draw chalk with, but tell everything to. There are no secrets between you two, and you can trust each other. But, on TOP of that, you enjoy drawing with chalk with each other.

Nathan, you are more than my friend, you are my chalk buddy!

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Mookie Buddy

A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.

I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

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fuck buddies

two friends who only get along my being the same amount of horny

person one: DUDE FUCK YOU!
person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!

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Anime Buddy

Regarding anime, they know basically everything about it.
They love to draw, (really good at it too!!) and will talk nonstop about their favorite anime/anime characters.
Not in annoying way though, since you can relate a lot w/ them.
Pretty cool, always ready to hear your opinion. You call each other this 'cause you're good friends, but even greater when it comes to anime.
(Not just anime tho, manga catches your attention too. But 'Anime Buddy' sounds more official and legitimate than 'Manga Buddy')
Consider yourself lucky if you have one!!

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You: Hey, what was that anime you were watching yesterday?

Anime Buddy : Demon Slayer, obviously! You should reeeeeally watch it! It's about this boy named Tanjiro Kamado, and then he...

You: (ㆆᴗㆆ) I know. I'm pretty sure I've seen that anime already-

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fuckie buddy

someone who is your fucking awesomest friend ever. no one can fuck wiht you two. pretty much best friends, point blank.

Mary: Girl you know your my best frie-

Katy: Oh hell no, your my fuckie buddy.

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earwax buddys

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

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bridge buddies

When you’re really good friends with another person so you decide to make a pact. This pact states that if one every commits suicide via jumping off a bridge, the other is obligated to do it is well.

Hey Caleb... me and you are such good friends I’m now declaring us bridge buddies

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