bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.

Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!

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BUTTER land

a planes smooth landing

a butter landing is something that when the plane is pulling up 20 degrees and when it touch downs it slowly and smoothly makes the front landing gear touch the ground

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Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

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Gutter butter

Slang for crack

I made my bread with gutter butter
In the kitchen whippin butter

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Chattin' butter

Conor: Jaysus your man costy was chattin' some amount of butter last night, proper chewin' the blerrin ear off me

Denis: State

Chattin' butter: Wen ur talkin' an unholy amount of shite when your on da sauce in da club with da ladz

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buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

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Butter Bob

Oral sex performed on a dirty penis. May be dirty from poor hygiene or from post coital activities like anal sex.

I pulled out her ass and gave her a butter bob.

I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.

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