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Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020


monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021


UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018


Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018


Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 8, 2024


butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 22, 2023


Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021