Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper
We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage
Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.
Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.
When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"
Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".
When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag
I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag
A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.
Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
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verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"