Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

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Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

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car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

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Car seggs

Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.

Instead of driving to work, I had car seggs. Yes, 3 people died but it was worth it.

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Car Convo

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window

I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.

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Car Boy

The male equivalent to Horse Girls, their as annoying and wear car t-shirts. But instead of neighing, they say, "Vroom Vroom", the difference between a race car driver and a Car Boy, is that a race car driver can actually drive fast and good while the other just watches videos on YouTube.

Person 1: Yo, Eren is such a Car Boy.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He always says vroom vroom, wears car t-shirts and watches race car videos on YouTube.
Person 2: Understandable.

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