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(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies
girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.
Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?
Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.
"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."