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A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.
"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."
A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.
Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake
“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”
When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...
Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty
To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge
Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge