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Describes any former star whose only fans today are ironic, and lavish said star with ironic praise, especially on the internet, like former action star Chuck Norris.
Some guy: Man, Steven Seagal got Chuck Norris'd. Remember when we used to genuienly think he was cool in movies like "Hard to Kill" and "Above the Law"?
Another guy: Yeah, these days when people praise him they're being ironic.
Some guy: "Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, do you think he knows kids passing around "Chuck Norris Facts," are not his fans and are actually ridiculing him?"
Another guy: "I can't imagine why not, but he seems pretty clueless."
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An Round-House Kicking Hero.
When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.
Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.
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when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
Chuck Norris From
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-
Lemon Demons
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"Parties" at Chuck's house consisting of few people, usually shit pigs. These consist of annoying the crap out of Chuck.
Who wants to go to Chuck-a-palooza and shove boots in Chuck's freezer?
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When a guy will not have sex with you because you have your period, you pull out your tampon and use it as a nun chuck on him making sure to get blood on him!
It was that time of the month for me and my guy refused to down on me so I was like bitch "we don't superman nor spider man no more we just nun chucking that hoe!"
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1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature
Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??
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