The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
a term often called a rubber sock
i made him put the condom on before doing it
u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
The name of Conan Gray's fandom. This name wasn't picked by Conan Gray, but his fans, who didn't realise the original meaning. By now it became a kind of Meme in the ConDom.
Are you in any fandom?
Yes, I'm an Arianator. What about you?
I belong to the ConDom
What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods