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a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.
Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.
Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!
RFD is a brain disease that attack one's hair. RFD causes people to wake up with a fohawk. The disease has no cure, however, the symptoms can be reduced by taking a shower.
I can't go that early, I need time to treat my Regenerative Fohawk Disorder (RFD)
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A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.
A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
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PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments
Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.
Symptoms include:
- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.
- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.
- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).
- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...
A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."