RFD

R.F.D. (Rapid fire diarrhea)One of the potentially hazardous side effects of consuming SPLENDA® based products such as diet coke and low calorie yogurt.

After consuming SPLENDA® I felt very panicky and shaky and immediately had two bouts of RFD.

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RFD

Rabbit Fucked to Death - Often seen in the elderly as a results of RFH Rabbit Fucked Hair.

Granny passed away, RFD. If only she had gone with the blue perm as God intended.

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RFD

Short for Reverse Flacidity Disorder, where the penis becomes smaller on erection.

e.g. Person 1 "Your boyfriend's got RFD"

Person 2 "Your mum didn't mind"

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RFD

Abbreviation for Really Fucking Dumb. Best used like a trademark symbol to ridicule anything that is really fucking dumb.

A junior high school boy received a blowjob from a friend in his class, which the hystericals have labelled Sexually Harmful Behaviour^RFD.

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rfd

Stands for "I'm really fucking disgusted."

Obviously can be used in disgust, anger or rage.

Synonymous to "smh" and "wtf."

Person 1: Dude that kid just called you a douche.
Person 2: Wow what a chode. Rfd.

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Mayberry RFD

A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.

God, I wish I could go live in Mayberry RFD.

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Regenerative Fohawk Disorder (RFD)

RFD is a brain disease that attack one's hair. RFD causes people to wake up with a fohawk. The disease has no cure, however, the symptoms can be reduced by taking a shower.

I can't go that early, I need time to treat my Regenerative Fohawk Disorder (RFD)

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