Texas Five

A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.

J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*

M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*

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Five-Rings

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.

Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!

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five-eighthy

a boner that is larger then a halfy, yet just not quite a full erection

whatch that asian movie last night?? i got a five-eighthy

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Fly five

Two players who jump in the air at the same time and slap their hands while airborne. - like a high five in the air.

YES! We nailed her! fly five! jump, SLAP!

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Five-Nine

Referring to the amount of uptime a server has had. 99.999% Reliability. Similar to Five nine - but specific to another context.

For this mission-critical project, we have to host our database with a service provider who's datacenter is Five-Nine.

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Five Loko

When one mixes Four Loco malt beverage with vodka it is a Five Loco.

Damn that bitch be twerking on that Five Loko tonight.

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Air-five

Wi-five is a cyber-high-five, and Air-Fave is a long distance high-five..

Mike: Oh theres ryan, Wi-Five!
Ryan: No you idiot, It's AIR-FIVE!

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