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a song by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Empire State of Mind was aboard the charts for more than 3 weeks.
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(1) A nation that has received so much crap from other people around the world for being imperfect.
(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.
(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.
European: "Man, the United States of America sucks!"
Canadian: "I know right?"
American: "Ignorant prick..."
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A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.
Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.
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A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
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Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.
The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!
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Innisfail State College, also known as inbred central, is known for creating and providing the Northern tropics with bin chicken cum chuggers. Unlike its rival, Tully State High School (known as The Gem of the North), Innisfail State High is known for being ,metaphorically, like a snotty toddler whom missed their nap for the fact that they were only created in 2010. Innisfail is also known for their high class Maccas, which unfortunately receives majority of its income from the high achievers of Tully state students due to the fact that the Innisfail students fail to afford the penny pinchers menu.
Child: Mummy look its a bin chicken!
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .
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A school located in San Diego. Home to the SDSU Aztecs and some of the hottest girls around. Parties are about as common as rice in China. Also has a parking lot that is more jammed up than the 405 freeway on friday afternoon.
If you're a true San Diegan, or one of the many NorCalers that wish they were, you probably go to this school!
Guy 1: I go to UCSB
Guy 2: I go to Chico State
Guy 3: I go to San Diego State, fuck yeah!
Guys 1&2: We wish we partied as hard as you guys
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