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place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.
Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.
Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.
A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.
"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.
Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.
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Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?
You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
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A town for which rules over all other North Queensland towns especially Cairns which is full of gooks. Everyone from Innisfail are awesome and forever will be.
Cairns person: omg you're like from innisfail
Innisfail person: well at least i'm not from gookville, slang eye lover mother fucker
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Innisfail Mcdonald's also know as ''Maccas'' is a high class restaurant for the locals within Innisfail. It offer a gourmet range of foods such as the $1 hamburger and $1 frozen drinks because they are the only thing the Maoris from Innisfail State College can afford on a thursday afternoon after smoking fat joints instead of showing up to their classes.
Oi mum pick us up a frozen drink at Innisfail Maccas
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Innisfail State College, also known as inbred central, is known for creating and providing the Northern tropics with bin chicken cum chuggers. Unlike its rival, Tully State High School (known as The Gem of the North), Innisfail State High is known for being ,metaphorically, like a snotty toddler whom missed their nap for the fact that they were only created in 2010. Innisfail is also known for their high class Maccas, which unfortunately receives majority of its income from the high achievers of Tully state students due to the fact that the Innisfail students fail to afford the penny pinchers menu.
Child: Mummy look its a bin chicken!
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .
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