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j bro

A derogatory term used to describe:

(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish

Also slang for jabroni

Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"

by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009


j-90

An "anytime a day" boner.

Darren Pentoney would stick his j-90 in anything with a hole.

by Michael Olson April 04, 2006


J-O

Or J-Oing, an abreviated term for the noun: Jack Off. Or Jacking Off. The act of masterbating. Made popular by lazy idiots and people who are shy about such topics in public.

Dude, were you J-Oing in my bathroom?

by davethelightguy May 15, 2007


j lo

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

by Silky Smooth December 02, 2003


J Block

the name of a small gang responsible for terroizing the city with there good looks and obnoxious charm. also for defacing streets and signs.

"that hoe just kissed my boyfied"
its okay shes from j block
"but.."
if you say anything she'll kick your @ss!!
"ohh. my bad"
damn straight

by J-breezyy August 05, 2008


J-Bone

The Nickname For Toronto Maple Leafs Forward Jason Blake.

Did You See That Dirty Goal By J-Bone? Bar Down Baby!

by flyerboy91 October 24, 2009


J-HO

A nasty cranker that aint jenny from the block because we all know us chicas stand by our one man lil huzzy slut.

I am a jho i have many men.

by Danielle April 21, 2004