A movement started by men for men with aspirations to create a more man friendly world.
"Are you part of the Man Liberation Front?"
"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
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A supposed enviornmental activist who it typical liberal hypocracy tells everyone else to ride their bike to cut down on pollution or to switch energy saving lightbulbs all the while they fly around in private jets and have houses with huge electric bills.
Al Gore proved himself to be a Lear Jet Liberal after his movie "An Inconvienent Truth" when it was discovered that he owns a private jet and his mansion in Tennessee uses as much energy in August alone as most other people do all year.
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A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.
College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"
College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."
College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."
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1. A person who describes themselves as a Democrat, but is actually quite conservative, such as Zell Miller. FOX News always gives them airtime in hopes that they can claim to be "fair and balanced."
2. Someone on FOX News who is actually a liberal, but either dumb or weak, and exists primarily as a punching bag for the conservatives on the show. Alan Colmes is an example.
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Disorder characterized by feelings of entitlement to things that are not yours, excessive begging or demanding, smugness
Broke Bob: Hey watch out!
(shoves Nick out of the way to raid his pantry)
Nick: Hey man you need help, your Liberal Entitlement Disorder is getting real bad!
Broke Bob: How many times have I (insert guilt trip, mediocre favor) for you.
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when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.
Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.
A person who professes support for progressive causes (including Black Lives Matter, environmentalism, reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.) or political candidates by placing a lawn sign in their front yard while taking no other action to support these causes/candidates which will meaningfully contribute to advance of their goals.
Person 1: "Is Bill planning to canvass for Jimmy Carter?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What about sending postcards for Planned Parenthood?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "So, how is Bill planning to help?"
Person 2: "Well, he put a sign in his yard. I guess he's just a lawn sign liberal."