noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just canβt dance no more.
βLord DJ the thizzle monster just peaked on ecstasy and is now dancing to techno bass beats at a rave.β
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Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.
I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.
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Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.
"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "
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What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the βlove canalβ It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and βsuckingβ the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: βIβve been incompatible with every woman Iβve ever been with because of my monster cock.β
Woman: βWhat are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!β
Man: *inserts monster cock* βOoo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...β
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Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.
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Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.
Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster
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A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"
Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!
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