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Its similar to the mile high club only a lot more dangerous and awesome. Rather than having hot sex on a plane you fuck underwater at least at a depth requiring scuba gear. It is one of the greatest achievements a guy or girl can reach.
#1) Dude I had this smokin hot dive guide the other day, she had the finest petite ass and tits, I helped her join the 60 feet deep club.
#2 No way, sex underwater. I gotta try that some time.
#1 She was screaming and cumming so hard I think the dolphins knew what we were doing.
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A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
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The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes
"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"
Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.
"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
chicken dick feet
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When you give your girl a nice foot bath consisting of broth and seasoning and then start sucking on her toes
So my girl just came back from a long day of work, so I'm going to give her some chicken feet stew.
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An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."
-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.
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Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual
The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.
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