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When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.
John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.
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Failing or messing up; not succeeding.
1) I hope I didn't kick the orange on my test!
2) Man, I totally kicked the orange on that test.
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~ mooning-kick
The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
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to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill
dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.
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dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried
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What you do when you're having withdrawals from illicit drugs, especially opiates, ie; oxycodone. Literally kicking your legs around under the blankets because you can't get comfortable.
Man, it's been a tough couple days. I been at home gettin ill by my lonesome. Ain't had any oxies in a minute, man I'ma have to kick the covers for a couple days!
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A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.
The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”
Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
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To delay a decision, as in to pass the buck, often to another person or committee
I was supposed to be hired by Jon but now that Ian is the new manager he gets to make the decision. No news yet, they are just kicking the can on my employment.
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