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ME when my parents see my grades
Mariah " hey just got my grades, straight A's ! "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "
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Fucked by definition is a trailer trash drunk chick standing on a roof, chugging a beer and then slamming it on her empty head, all while standing on a skateboard. In this definition, the slam pig on the roof MUST fall, preferably breaking a bone or ten, whilst a little red neck crotch fruit flips her the bird and a literal pig grazes happily nearby praying to end up as tomorrow’s bacon or ham to escape this complete fuckery.
The gutter muppet entered the land of the fucked when she attempted to skateboard on the roof. Her crotch goblin was so impressed he saluted her with the middle finger
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One's state of mind or physical being where the present and/or foreseeable future is totally uncomfortable/embarassing/painful, usually due to one's retarded action(s) in the past.
Dermot burnt his mum's favourite tupperware with his new bunsen burner. He is fucked.
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Screwing around, wasting time; a general mis-use of time.
Jerry to co-workers: "I ain't got time to be sittin' around playing fuck fuck!"
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fuck, is the only word thats considerd the "f" word. it has many meanings.
n. hey fucker!
v. john fucked shirly.
adj. shirly is fucking dunmb.
other examples... "oh im fucked now"
"holy fucking shit"
who the fuck was that?
i dont fucking know.
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Phrase commonly used by silly Welsh people who have limited vocabulary. It is an easy way out for describing how good something is.
Cool as Fuck = Really good
Funny as Fuck = Hilarious
Smart as Fuck = Verry Pretty woman
New as Fuck = Brand New
Safe as Fuck = Good Deal
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Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.
One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"
I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!
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