Animal a beer

An animalistic way of drinking beer. The drinker takes a can of beer and slams the side three times against his forehead. He bites into the side of the can. He then drinks the beer from the resulting holes while squeezing it. Finally, he throws the empty can onto the ground and stomps on it with his feet.

John can really animal a beer. It makes a mess, but girls love it.

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Glory Beer

The beer or beers that is first opened the morning after drinking. Most likely during a hang over to cure such hang over. Or to keep drunk from the night before.

Jeremy reached over from his bed, hung over from the night before, to grab a beer to cure his hang over.

Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.

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beer me

1.) Generally used to ask for another beer.

2.) Can be substituted for the term "give me" (if you're a total dutchbag) ala The Office

"Mike, you're closest to the fridge, fucking beer me bro."

"Hey Jim, beer me that water"

"God beer me strength"

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Bro Beer

The Final Cache of Beer reserved for the closest group of Bros at a Frat party. As a tip, never leave when upper echelon frat Bros claim there's no more beer left. Stick around, and tell other Bros/Hoes, to leave. Rewards for your efforts will include, but is not limited too, a taste of the secret cache of what is known as "Bro Beer".

Huck: Did you leave that party last saturday at 12:15 when the President annonced that even the Natty Ice was totaled?
Me: Naw man, I took a squat on the pot and took the browns to the superbowl for 10 while every one left. I got some Bro Beer.

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Beer Cow

A technique used primarily in convenience stores where a person imitates a cow at the cash register when they don't have enough cash to pay for what they're buying.

Sh*t man, we pulled a f*ckin' beer cow! The guy at the register was all like scared and sh*t. F*ckin' hilarious man!

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root beer

possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.

man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!

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beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

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