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giving someone a B.J.(blow job)
nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap
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A pollock that chases men to grab sacks. This stupid action would only be acceptable in Poland.
The Polish Prince tries to grab the sacks in the mens touch football league.
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Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
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Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".
The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
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Recieving a blowjob after anal.
My girlfriend seemed to be reluctant to give me a polish pipe cleaner.
A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.
Kristin: My great grandmother was a Polish cigar roller!
David: Oo, I bet she was!
Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.