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brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.

I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!

by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017

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Post Material

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)

person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!

by Ist Slang2012 May 19, 2009

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Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

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Post-Pinkerton

A term used to describe the music of Weezer since 1996's "Pinkerton," which is believed by most to be the band's best work to date. Though some of Weezer's work since Pinkerton has done well (both The Green Album and "Make Believe" have gone platinum), the hardcore fanbase still holds every new release against Pinkerton as a measure of quality.

The term has also developed into a meme amongst Weezer fans as something similar to "Cool story, bro." Often times, sarcastic comments are made on Weezer message boards that include the phrase, "best ____ post-pinkerton" in the same spirit.

"Miss Sweeney," "Pig," "The Angel and the One," "Haunt You Every Day," "Prodigy Lover," and "The Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World" are all songs that are commonly held up as being on the higher end of Rivers Cuomo's Post-Pinkerton work.

by Lex Tex August 30, 2010

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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

by Lady GroinCrush December 14, 2006

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The Post-Haste

(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.

The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.

"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"

"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."

by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 8, 2006

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post up

to show up at a location, chill or hang at a location. go some where or meet with friends or homies

hey, i gotta go post up in class or they gon' kick my ass out.

by 'Preme' December 28, 2007

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