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Germany and Austrian relationship

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Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.

by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020

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youtube relationship pranks

when grown adults spend their time staging fake pranks about serious issues and posting them onto the internet for young, impressionable people to see and for them to profit off of.

joey: hey!! let’s film some youtube relationship pranks

tina: ooo that sounds cool, what about?

joey: hm... how about a serious issue like abuse

tina: sounds good :))

joey: oh let’s also make sure to include some racist/sexist undertones throughout the video

tina: and don’t forget to market it towards a young audience

by hamiltonobsessed March 1, 2021

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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

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Jes and Charlie Relationship

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and the incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response ''I dont know'' when the question ''what's up with you two?'' is presented.

We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but... we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Jes and Charlie relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.

by Huge Pete November 6, 2007

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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 15, 2017

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pimp-whore relationship theory

the pimp-whore relationship theory is a highly debated theory in relationship dynamics stating that if you (the guy) treat a girl as though she is your bitch and you are her pimp, she will become susceptatble and complacent towards you and the oppisiste to all other men, thus making it easy for you to pick her up and hard for anyone else. The theory is highly debatable because about half the tests performed to test this theory have worked and about half have not.

that guy picked her up with the pimp-whore relationship theory.

by jewfrosamurai42 April 30, 2013


Dua for husband wife relationship

Dua for husband wife relationship should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.
Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.
Wear clean clothes.
Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.
Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.
Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.
After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.
Then blow your breath on a glass of water.
Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.
After that make a dua to Allah SWT.
Insha Allah your relationship with your husband will become much better.
Do this dua for 15 days.
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Dua for husband wife relationship

by best islamic duas May 22, 2019

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