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When single mom’s need a fill-in “father figure” for the holidays.
Becky got a new man during step-daddy season to buy her kid’s Christmas presents and make herself look better during holiday gatherings.
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During the months of April and May, any straight female without a boyfriend (open relationships don’t count) must go out and within the 2 month span, find a thick boy (ranging from a dude with a decent amount of fat on him to the most morbid of obese) and show him a good time (even for one night) or start a loving relationship with him because everyone else gets to have attention and love except for big niggas and that’s not fair. They deserve love too.
Ladies it’s big nigga season, lets go find us a thick king 🤤
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
something that will never exist
dude that is as likely as gravity falls season 3
The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
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Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.
Male: "Fancy a quickie?"
Female: "It's Jammy Dodger Season . . ."
Male: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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Chapter 2: Season 5, also known as Season 15, is the fifteenth season in Fortnite: Battle Royale that started on December 2nd, 2020 and is set to finish on March 15th, 2021. Its theme revolves around The Zero Point and bounty hunters from different universes and realities with the slogan "Join the Hunt" and the title Zero Point.Galactus, aka The Devourer of Worlds, made it to the Apollo island. He managed to unearth the Zero Point from underground, exposing it to the island. The Avengers managed to stop Galactus, however, the Zero Point became exposed and damaged, which caused a large desert biome to appear in the center of the island.
How did it start?
The season began with John Jones waking up in his office and answers the phone call, exhilarated to announce that he and his team have survived the arrival of Galactus. The unknown woman tells Jones that the Zero Point is exposed and to fix the problem, which he does right away. He ignores the lady and starts walking out of the office when the lady says "...And do not to draw the attention of The Seven." Jones exits the office and enters the cavern in an attempt to stabilize the Zero Point. He then controls a device which sends the world's best hunters across all realities to the island. Eventually, Jones drops down into the island as well, with the Zero Point exposed.
" friend: Hey did you just get the Chapter 2 Season 5 battle pass?" Yes but you can't have it but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhh whyyy oh just why?!!!" "Because I DENT have anymore V-bucks." Friend: "NANI?!"