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a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.
EXAMPLE:
Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk
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Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.
Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.
A person court ordered to attend AA meetings who never speaks and stays only long enough to get their slip signed by the chair person.
"Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I'd just like to listen today."
"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee
A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.
When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.
"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"
To point out something already obvious in conversation; often the result of missing sarcasm or having nothing to say.
Name comes from "kief", another word for cannabis crystals, thus roughly translating to 'a mistake made when high'.
(Math nerd): "Dude, I'm going to absolutely flunk this exam. 0% for sure.
(Friend): "Wait, what? But aren't you amazing at math?"
(Math nerd): "Yeah... that was the joke. Keefian slip?"