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Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.
Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her)
Guy: cool story sis
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Someone who makes bullshit stories up to try to impress people or make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: I got laid last night but a hottie.
Guy 2: HAHA Ya right, no girl would touch you ugly. Stop telling big dick stories
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A musical set in New York in which the 'Puerto Ricans' are just white people wearing brown foundation.
excerpt from west side story:
white guy: I hate the Puerto Ricans!
blond guy wearing lindsay lohan syndrome foundation: hola! we hate-o you white people! burrito!
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Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
"wow have you read lesbian sex story on urban dictionary"
"yeah of course im fucking horny"
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Also known as THS, it is a TV documentary series on the E! Entertainment Television cable channel that deals with famous Hollywood celebrities, movies, TV shows and well-known public figures. Among the topics covered on the program include salacious retellings of Hollywood secrets, show-biz scandals, celebrity murders/mysteries, porn-star biographies, and "where-are-they-now?" investigations of former child stars. It frequently features in-depth interviews, actual courtroom footage, and dramatic reenactments. Episodes are sometimes updated to reflect the current life or status of the subject.
I just watched the True Hollywood Story of Kim Kardashian and her family, I didnt know that she had so many kids in her family or that she never went to college!
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Ok. Let me think of one. It might be a sad one though. Just warning you.
A guy and a girl sit in the same class, but far away from each other. The girl looks at the guy once in a while because she still feels an emotional attachment for him. She doesn't know if the guy has any feelings for her anymore but still hopes they could be together. The guy has told the girl his reason for breaking up, but the girl is dissatisfied with his answer. So she created a new identity. An identity that would get the truth out of the guy. This new identity would follow the guys youtube channel. I will continue this story in "tell me a story 2".
"Tell me a story, sis" said the girl on the top bunk, staring down at her sister who just wants to go to bed. ):
When something lives on after it’s end
- “He’s a never ending story”
-“Even tho this is over, we’re a never ending story”