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The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.
"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.
when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
A Hot nigga Summer is for sexy niggas that’s single and bout to chill with the gang not worry about no hoes🤟🏾
It’s a Hot nigga summer siad jj that’s single while all his friends have girlfriends or are talking to someone (Just really vibing tryna find yourself)
The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:
-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane
-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate
-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.
JJ: Sucks, man.
When your homies are running around reckless during summer going to HK or breweries and picking up on women of questionable moral values.....and making plans for reunions and never showing up or instead replying with innapropriate dic pics or tranny pics...
Damn this looks like a hot chode summer
Summer of 2021 will be spent worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. During May 21st to August 17th everyday you must replay the same songs “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. On every Friday of the summer we must support our queen by wearing our Carly Bae merch. The summer must be kicked off in what will be known as a “Carly Smash” that is initiated by a psychotic L.I.T manager
“This summer is Lowkey boring”
“What are you fucking stupid? It’s Carly Bae Summer, where’s your JBL we must praise our queen!”
The act of being outside, enjoying life, looking your best, feeling your best, and getting lots of money.
Summer 2023 will be my Lit Girl Summer!
It’s a Lit Girl Summer!