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Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.
You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"
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Kid: Is math simple?
Mom: Absolutley!
*5 min later*
Kid: MATH ISN'T SIMPLE!!
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Math titles that come with zero hints and solutions, which is usually a no-no or put-off even for above-average students, who want to study the solutions of brain-unfriendly questions to hone their mathematical problem-solving skills—“kosong” is the Malay word for zero.
It’s not surprising that no matter how creative or fertile the math questions in some kosong math books are, few teachers, much less parents or homeschoolers, are attracted to buying them, which is a double blow for both authors and publishers, which ought to know better that zero solutions often translates into low or no sales.
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The only class where you can pay roughly 0% of your attention span and get a 99 or so for a grade.
I have learned nothing in math class since 6th grade.
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A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.
“Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”
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Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.
(it's almost never correct)
Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
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The new addictive interactive application for iphone and facebook plus other mobile devices and games w/ funny character from the animated series , "The Wise Latinas" that breaks complex mathematics down into real world drama that kids in the barrio and the hoods can relate to ; making math fun and delivering math geniuses to the global community.
"Man almost 50% of Latinas fail and drop out of high school so The Wise Latinas developed Barrio Math to break it down to the shorties. Now the Latinas math game is "tight! Thanks to Barrio Math games."
Aios Mios , Rosa and Carlos failed math and dropped out of high school like the rest of their homies but then they started playing that cult game Barrio Math and now they are working on a mathematics research project for Harvard worthy of the nobel prize!
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