Cat Water

1) cat water is what you call someone who’s fucking annoying.

2) pUsSy jUiCe.

“Dude, you’re literally cat water”

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Cat pp

A person (usually a guy) who has an obsession with cats, but claims they aren't a furry and has a small dick and is pretty annoying in general.

Wow that guy is a cat pp, he must have a small dick

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Shit Cat

A phrase used by Ryan Schreiber of Pitchfork Media in his laughable review of John Coltrane's 'Live At The Village Vanguard'. He uses it primarily to imitate a 1960's black Coltrane fan, and as a result the review is cringeworthy and practically racist.

Shit Cat, dat brother coltrane got messed up by dem jaws o' death but it don't make a difference.

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Skeet-cat

A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.

'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'

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Habibi Cat

The ruler of this world. He is loved by all and is the king of our world.

Habibi Cat is my idol.
Habibi Cat is loved by everyone.

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Pinky The Cat

A funny video found on various websites with video search features. It features a police deputy holding a cat (on a local news channel) and saying that it is up for adoption. The cat then leaps over his shoulder and thrashes around, finally winding it's way around his leg and biting him in the groin.

"This is Pinky the cat, he's a male domestic short hair, and he's pet of the week, Blackford County Animal Shelter. He's a very loving cat..."
-Sheriff (before the cat attacks him)

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cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

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