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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012


joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo September 24, 2015


Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.

man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.

by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010


hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke

Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!

by Battlebusdriver December 10, 2018


hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 2, 2014


smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

by SylusPratt September 26, 2019


hammer of case

It is the very incliaction of the framing clip. To perform a task on the case one must submit a report/ratio to the correct mast in time. Of course, what it surrounds comes around.

The hammer of case and monkey may is the very inclination of the framing clip.

by worldchobo June 5, 2003