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The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass
A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole
John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?
3 other guys: Hell yeah!
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A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.
Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.
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male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth
After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse
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Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.
Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.
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The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
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You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
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