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When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug
Person 2: you gon fucking die
I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!
A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.
The worst of all baby mamas.
“Vampire Mothers are real.”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".
My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".
Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.