You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

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You're Gettin Mugged Kid

No, you're getting mugged.

Ahh! How the hell does that even work!? (You're Gettin Mugged Kid skit from asdfmovie)

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You're all a bunch of fuckin Slaves

a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.

Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going

Tony: Yeah lets go yo

Ale: We out

John:Why? Cause its angelo?

Ale: Nah hes knows more shit

John: Wow Gay

Ale: Your Gay!

John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!

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You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"

guy:i just peed in a can
girl:You know you're cool when

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You're doing it! / You did it again!

a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a substitution for praise.

You're a hollywood hotshot... You're attending the premiere screening of yet another Saw movie, Saw 14. You can't tell the director he did a good job, because he didn't. Instead, what do you say? "You're doing it! / You did it again!"

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Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

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You're So Good At Sports

Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.

EXAMPLE:

Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"

People: "Ok!"

*shoots*

*misses*

*hits special ed. kid in head*

People: "OH SHIT!"

Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."

(2 Minutes Later)

Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"

(45 Minutes Later)

People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"

Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."

People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"

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