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Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.
This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!
the result of the sexual act of inserting pie filling into a womans vagina then followed by having sex with it, then at teh very end after finishing you put a crust(of semen) on it
Catie got a sex pie in the parking garage after watching porn
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When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure
"Wow, man have you ever had wild diabetes sex?"
"No, dude, I'll try it later!"
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As is. Describes a drink that just tastes like an orgy in a cup. Such a drink would taste so delicious, that it would most likely have to be banned around the world because it would soon become an addictive substance. Due to the fact that many people have varying taste-buds, the specific drink may vary on a person-to-person basis.
You have to try that new Monster. I drank it and five seconds late, I destroyed Pluto with my pinky. I'm not kidding, that stuff was "Sexinacup (Sex in a cup).
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When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
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