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Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed
When the local island whores and horny milfs come out once a year for the closing of the town restaurant and engage in dry penetration. Partner swinging is common as well as the use of marsh mud instead of baby oil. $15 blowies are also offered on this legendary annual night in the local inn across the road .
I’ve been edging all year just thinking about the annual preague off
I was standing in the corner gooning while watching the preague off
Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.
Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…
post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy
Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school
Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.
Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.
"Bro i'm off my turk now"