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One man getting face humped, by another man, until the man humping cums, and the man getting humped spits it out.
Dude "1 guy 1 cock" gay ass shit right there
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when you wrap your nuts around your dick and stick it in a vagina or mouth.
Laci ordered up my cock-sack combo last night so i delivered that shit to her
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One: To be so cock hungry, it's ridiculous (or ri-dick-ulous).
Two: To be extremely ridiculous and "suck dick."
One: Why do you want everyone's dick? It's ri-cock-ulous!
Two: These other definitions suck, it's ri-cock-ulous..
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When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.
Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.
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when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay”
sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”
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January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
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