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A nerdy slutty girl that attends steampunk conventions
I went to a steampunk convention there was this super hot steam baby
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
I have a 6 month old baby penis
Baby tylee is a hot specimen of child that needs a spanking from daddy Ashley constantly so yes. Yumyum
When your so drunk at the bar that you go into the bathroom and curl up in the fetal position before or after throwing up.
I went into the bathroom and saw a stall baby!
I wish I had captured a picture of that guy being a stall baby!
Unnecessary and immature antics done by a woman to make life difficult and/or unbearable for the father(s) of her child(ren). They are normally done out of spite or jealousy that the father is no longer with her, or is with another woman.
Baby mamma dramma reared its ugly head again when she kept me from seeing my son for Christmas.
A piss baby is when a woman's stomach becomes bloated from her bladder being full. This usually happens after sexual activity, which triggers the bloating. Called a piss baby because it creates a "piss baby bump." This one makes more sense than everyone else's definition of a piss baby being "a little bitch." Y'all ain't original :I
Rebecca's lover gave her a piss baby after a wonderful love making session. She then sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, peeing until it was gone.
The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.
Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby
Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.