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what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.
A young adult that damages their car without care.
"Look at that car, it's all banged up and broken"
"That's Nick's car, he is such a bush dog dude."
Thrice or more boiled hotdog water
Hot dog syrup personality....that made my skin crawl
Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.
My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!