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small circumcised filipino cock

Literally just a small circumcised filipino cock.

Lol, a small circumcised filipino cock.

by Balanced1 April 25, 2022

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Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 20, 2013

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Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020

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he's pulling his cock out

The act of pulling ones massive cock out.

he's pulling his cock out is to put your massive cock onto a table.

by His_cock_is_out January 24, 2022


Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank

A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.

Its okay, ____ is just a cock-munching-butt-skank. Hes going to get STDs soon anyway.

by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010

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Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009

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fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 18, 2020

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