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The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation
Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?
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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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The act of knocking out your lover with your cock while performing any sex act.
After being dicktwackted by Jonathan for the 7th time that morning Stephanie finally got some sleep because Jonathan finished with a knock out with your cock out.
Verb. To display a skill with confidence, sometimes rising to the level of arrogance. Refers to both playing guitar or abusing substances.
1. J: I'm going to take this solo.
B: Rock out with your cock out.
1. J: I've got a pile of caine so
big you need snow shoes to get
to the top.
B: Rock out with your cock out.
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residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!
christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!
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This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed
Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed
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1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.
-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!
-Dude, stfu and play the game already.
-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.
-Dude, what's his problem?
-Big talk, small cock syndrome.
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