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To have sex with a pregnant girl.
Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth
A person who has had bad expierence dealing and has resulted in the intention of stabbing or shooting
Wow, There goes Rocky The Baby Killer stabbing the little ones at the daycare.
euphemism for male masturbation
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.
Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.
A baby who looks like an ugly family member from the past.
Omg! Your baby looks just like your grandma. You got a background baby!
A woman who’s never been married and only has one kid
I’m looking for a gently used baby mama
Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.
Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?