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The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!
Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....
How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
The name you would give to the maddest BMX rider ever! but specifically given to a dirt jump ride defiantly not a park Rat. The rider that you give this name to must be able to do these tricks a table,whip,moto whip and an ET.
oi you comming to shred the trails ya Dirt dog!
oi you throw the maddest tables ya dirt dog
thats a sweet takeoff man i might have to call you a dirt dog
A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.
Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.
a dog that is so in trouble because That Vegan Teacher is forcing he to be vegan
1: Guys we need to save Bella The Dog!
2: Yeah! That Vegan Teacher is a huge pyschopath!
1: #savebellathedog