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When two people of any sex completely cover themselves in olive oil and rub against each other then you put a bodily fluid of your choice in the persons mouth they wash it around they spit it in your mouth and add something else. It keeps going back and forth until one of you quits at that point the winner gets oral. Also known as S.S.S
"Man me and levi did some slippery slug sex last night he gave me a great blowjob after he puked all over my ass"
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The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)
Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!
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when 2 heterosexual/homosexual robots engage in sex where a robopenis goes into the roborectum
Beep-boop, i wanna have some hot robot butt sex with you, c-3po
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Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex
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you fuck ugly girl or ugly/fat girl.
after cumming, ashamed, you shove condom into her mouth and say, "if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you."
I fucked this nasty-ass-slut last night,
but nobody will ever know 'cause she took the code of silence
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A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.
A specialized derivative of "scat".
There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.
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When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.
My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her
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