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A Baby in a bin that has committed many terrible crimes against humanity and currently will be released on 16th of Febuary 2020 and will destroy everybody
Bin Baby Day is almost a month away
A sexual term defining an instance where one ejaculates into their own hand, and bitch slaps their partner with said hand.
ex. “That girl was kinky. I was about to nut and she asked me to baby slap her.”
A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
Sexual intercourse that could result in reproduction. This is different from other sexual activities (for example: eating non-dessert items off of someone. Like a sandwich).
Never have I ever been making the babies, you know, like, 'bam the sex' with your mom"
I’m still thinking about her :(
I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(
I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...
An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.
The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?