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adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
Somebody who falls in love with strippers, buys drinks for the bartender at 5:00 in the morning and seriously needs to take their ass to church!
Guy1: What ever happened to T-Pain? He used to be so big, why did his career fall off so hard?
Guy2: He was too busy falling in love with strippers and buying drinks for the bartender that he wasn't able to focus on his music career and he fell off.
Guy1: I can't believe it!
Guy2: I know right!
a dude who is sick at the bass guitar
dude that t-losh over there plays the bass like a fucking champion
A Terminator, Terminator.
With The Upgrade of Advanced Human Behavioural and Psychological Knowledge.
T-850 Sent Back in Time to Correct The T-800's Mistakes.
Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.
Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!
If you know a Juliana T you are blessed! They are super fun and everytime you hangout with them it’s good times!
person 1: wow! that person is really to hang out with!
person 2: well yeah, she’s a Juliana T
person 1: no way! i can’t believe i’m friends with a. Juliana T! This is amazing!
Short for titanium titties
What might grow on male boobs during puberty
Try squeezing them.
My nips r hard when i quez dem
U got T-titties. From puberty or something...
Pubertitties?
Yea
Why they so hard tho
Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...