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A man named dave who would prefer to not have sex with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn't adverse to a bit of necrophilia. Will not rule out sex with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular intercourse with females.
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The lead singer of the metal sensation MEGADETH. Normally his real name is Dave Mustaine, but when he flies on his Flying V guitar and takes on the likes of enemies Kerry King or anyone else who dares insult him he becomes:
BIG WAVE DAVE
Hey, dude, is there an airshow in town??
Nah, probably just a flight of big wave dave in V formation
Oh;
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1) Telling a person that you're going to be there at a specified time to help him or her with what they need assistance with. Then, when that time comes, do not show, do not call, and ignore all phone calls and communications from that person. Afterwards, when confronted about it, lie profusely about it, then promise to be there the following day. Repeat process.
2) Showing up to assist a person by damaging or breaking their equipment, then leaving with nothing more than a "sorry".
Man, I was working on my car the other day pulling the engine and doing suspension work. It would have been much easier to accomplish if my friend actually showed up as promised. He's really pulling a Dave Lucas on me lately.
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Doesn’t matter what your name is. The average penis is 5.16 inches long. If your dick is bigger than that, your name is big dick Dave. Girth can be up to 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Most common names of big dick Dave’s are Sam’s Adam’s Matt’s and Trevor’s and daddy.
Man I had a great time with big dick Dave last night.
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Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.
Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?
Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...
Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
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An awesome wrestling move. It involves going for a double leg takedown, but instead of putting your head at their beltline you put it under them and then lift up. With them on your shoulders and holding their legs, then you let the legs go forcing them to fall to the ground, similar to a dump trucks bucket.
Mike was acting tough and wanted to wrestle me so i gave him a nice Dave Yoder Dumptruck .
A dude who doesn’t hide the fact that he doses girls or guys with illegal drugs such as a ruffle to later sexually assault them.
Yo I can’t believe she’s actually letting DATE RAPE DAVE buy her drinks knowing he dosed her brother and fucked get while he was knocked out