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when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers
Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.
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The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice
Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal
Slang for a United States twenty-dollar bill derived from Andrew Jackson being the president portrayed on said bill.
Danny owed Neil an Andy Jack after paying for the wings and beer.
A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all
Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.
To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate
Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!
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While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.
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a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.
the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
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