The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.
"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"
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Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover weβre gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I canβt wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
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Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.
What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.
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The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.
Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.
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A major orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.
That was one cum explosion you did to my behind
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when you cum somewhere that isnβt inside your partner and your partner plays with the cum. either licking it up or swirling their tongue around in it.
βI came on my stomach and he licked it up afterward, some of the best cum play weβve had so farβ
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The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
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