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Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
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A white person who wants to be a different 'flavor'.
Yo home skittles. What's up home skittle.
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What a spouse (mainly the husband) happily shouts as they burst through the door after work
Greg: Honey, I'm home! Is dinner ready yet?
Lucy: Not yet, sweetie!
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A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.
Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!
Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!
Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!
Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!
Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!
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Going Home Club is the group of kids that are not active in any other clubs
Aye are you In the go home club
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Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.
whore slut delusional stupid downgrade easy home wrecking whore
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A song used to indicate incest
What is your favorite ship?
My favorite ship is nezuko x tanjiro
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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